• American: I want to live in the UK.
  • Asian: I want to live in the UK.
  • Indian: I want to live in the UK.
  • African: I want to live in the UK.
  • Hispanic: I want to live in the UK.
  • Canadian: I want to live in the UK.
  • Filipino: I want to live in the UK.
  • French: I want to live in the UK.
  • Brazilian: I want to live in the UK.
  • British: wat
  • Irish: feckin' English bastards
  • Australians: Everybody wants to live 'ere!

actualfairyboy:

tardis-mind-palace:

w-for-wumbo:

mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

can you believe it’s not butter
butter

the fact that Tumblr can fit weed, bestiality and diary products all into one post doesn’t even phase me anymore

i really dont think they meant bestiality

(Source: thefirstdayofhalloween)

heavenlymerc:

arieces:

OH MY GOD

LOOK AT HER BUTT

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

lovealishadawn:

la-temeraire:

marigolds-sorry:

I really really needed this wow

i caNNOT STOP LAUGHING

LOOK AT THOSE POSITIVE ROLE MODELS

SAY NO TO PEER PRESSURE

kohwala:

sansaofhousestark:

australia’s got a lot of fucked up shit going on but at least we can say our last mass shooting was 18 years ago

because after it happened we placed higher restrictions on gun ownership

because that’s the logical fucking thing to do

straya

caltoru4hoh:

emilyinthetardiswithcheekbones:

frizz01percy:

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks

fucking staff, what are you even

(Source: wasabi-desu)

thewholockgames:

pocketostars:

taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah:

Clever way of getting his features in there

cr:  thqys

Utilizing the critical thinking skills and greater levels of maturity assumed by my college degree, I deduced that I could make butt pancakes.

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i wasnt gonna reblogg but then

buttcakes

(Source: james-because-i-dont-know)

(Source: iraffiruse)